pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

(via shouldnt)

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

(via rileykbeek)

lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

(via rileykbeek)